I.E.D.
Improvised Explosive Device
The world is very dangerous place and anything you see can, and probably will, hurt you. Our shoes and liquids must be carefully monitored on all domestic flights. Our toys are filled with lead, toxins and tainted with drugs. Our meats and vegetables contain dangerous bacteria. Our fish are full of mercury and our birds have the flu. Who can we go to for help? Our police are corrupt and their unions want to limit civilian oversight. Our politicians are too stupid to run a pulse without assistance, and they are controlled by Machiavellian puppet masters who are running vast conspiracies.
Duck and cover. Stop, drop and roll. Be afraid, be very afraid. Game over. These are our only remaining options. The truth was out there, but it grew tired of waiting for us to find it and has since gone on to better things. We are alone.